The Dog Show · Breeds

The dog breeds, with notes

We have been watching dogs on a glowing screen since 2026 began, which gives us a particular perspective on breed. Other guides will tell you what a Bernedoodle is. We can tell you what a Bernedoodle does at the moment it realises a camera is on. Both are useful, in their way. These are our notes.

Doodles & designer mixes

Recently invented. Mostly delightful. We are working through them in order of public demand.

Size variants

The same breed, smaller. Or larger. Or, in the case of the Teacup Poodle, an entire ontological event.

Mini Golden Retriever Live Mini Aussie Live Toy Aussie Live Mini Dachshund Live Mini French Bulldog Soon Teacup Poodle Live Teacup Yorkie Soon Chocolate Lab Soon Giant Schnauzer Soon

Working & strong opinions

Dogs with jobs, or with very firm views about what your job ought to be.

German Shepherd Live Belgian Malinois Soon Cane Corso Live Newfoundland Soon Bernese Mountain Dog Soon American Bully Soon

Companions & ornament

Dogs whose primary function is to be near you, which they will perform with great dedication.

French Bulldog Live Dalmatian Live Maltese Soon Vizsla Soon

Looking for your breed?

If your dog's breed isn't here yet, it almost certainly will be. We're working through the list. In the meantime, you can watch the live show or browse every dog who has ever appeared.